- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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