roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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