- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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