Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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like most people my age. im 27

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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The Christian Bible.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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