- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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