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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Donald Trump.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.