- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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