Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Cripples are lame.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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