What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

President Donald Trump

What did the car do? CRASH!

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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