- Anti Joke

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.