if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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