- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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