Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

VAGINA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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