What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Knock Knock Come in! :)

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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