A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Woman rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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