- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What's the difference between a duck?

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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