Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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