What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Your all fags

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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