Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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