- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Religion.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So a seal walks into a club..

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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