- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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