Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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I pooped.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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lol

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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http://richardfigures.com/

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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identical jokes get different votes.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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