- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

hi mom

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Andy Carrol

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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