Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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sorry got to poo

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Women.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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