- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black