Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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