- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

I killed someone on minecraft.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

knock knock There's no door

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

dyslexics of the world untie!

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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