What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

thumb_up thumb_down -13

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

my mind's eye?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

69- by Adam Chebali

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black guy gets a job...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops