Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Dylan is gay

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Alchohol.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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