- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

r u smart..... or ur black

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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