What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Bake until golden at 375

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Woman's Rights

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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