- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Ron Paul for President!

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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