Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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