- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Knock, knock. Come in.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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