- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A blind man walks into a wall.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Grammer is very important

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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