Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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