- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A Sloth runs...

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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