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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

a man checks his mypsace

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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