Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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charlie sheen losing

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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This is not a joke or is it

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Anti Joke

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