Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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