What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Chuck Norris.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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