- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

The jets are a good team..

woman's rights

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

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