Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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knock knock no ones home

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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