- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Women's rights.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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