whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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