there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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