- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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