How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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