- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Roey Jegen

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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