Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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