- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.