Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Penis

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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George Bush.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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