Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Michael Castillo is gay

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

A homosexual walks into a church

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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