You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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